Corrupt a Wish (forum game)

The bread is moldy and gives you indigestion.

I wish my Internet didn't crash every thirty seconds.

Granted; it now crashes every ten seconds

I wish for garbage to fall from the sky

Granted, you get crushed by a dumpster.

I wish I was immune to disease and pain.

Granted; without pain to warn you, you are unaware that you had broken your leg, and go mountain climbing, where the broken leg causes you to trip and fall to your death. Don't worry, at least it won't hurt.

I wish I could read the Necronomicon WITHOUT becoming insane.

Granted, instead you just go completely bonkers.

I wish I had an unusual hat.

Granted. You get shunned and get so unhappy you jump off a cliff.

I wish for an oxygen atom.

It's highly unstable and explosive, and kills you.

I wish I had the ability to double jump :3

You get stuck in the ceiling.

I wish I wasn't addicted to my Mac.

It's such a beautiful wish....anyhow, you get addicted to using an abacus instead.

I wish I wouldn't be insensitive.

You subsequently get so sensitive and empathetic everyone thinks you've lost your mind.

I wish I didn't always sleep in until ten o'clock (or later!).

Granted, but you only are able to sleep for about an hour. So you eventually die of sleep deprivation.

I wish Valve would at least RELEASE a trailer for half life 2, episode 3

A Y2K disaster occurs before you get to see it.

I wish I was better at math.

Granted, I get mad and kill you

I wish I though of a better response above.

Granted, but it's offensive and disgusting so you get banned. *shrug*

I wish I could create things in my dreams and then remake them in real life.

Granted. You re-create a mass murderer and die

IWI had exactly what I do now.

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish I knew how to solve the Liar Paradox. (if "this sentence is false" is false, than it must be true, which means it's false, etc)

Granted, your head explodes

I wish for nothing but a safe happy, non death-filled life.

Granted, nothing happens again.

I wish for an un-corruptable wish

Nobody ever responds to your post because they can't find a way to corrupt it.

I wish I could keep track of time better.

Your wish gets misunderstood, enjoy keeping the Train Track of Time!

I wish to divide by zero (oh boy)

Granted, but such an action angers the cosmetic forces that control everything, consequentially, they open a rift inside the earth, sucking it into oblivion from the inside out. And as the population of earth is slowly dragged into their deaths, you get to face the horror you have created. You spend your last hours guilt-stricken, until you are slowly torn apart.

I wish I could play the finished version of Skyrim RIGHT. NOW.

Skyrim is not yet finished, so your wish in invalid.

I wish USB sticks were cheaper.

Granted, they're sp cheap that everyone buys one before you can and all the stores are sold out.

I wish I had less of an accent.

Granted; you're mute.
I wish I knew why hot dogs come in packs of 10, while hot dog buns come in packs of 8.

Granted. It doesn't make a difference, though, because they still come in different numbers. You still need to buy eight packs of hot dogs and ten packs of buns in order to feel fulfilled.

I wish I had a working 3DS for free.