General Chat thread

..Math, it bothers me.

Gelatino95 wrote:

Nobody knows what sausages are made of.

They're made by aliens.

It logically follows that the sausages are filled with alien meat, which is why nobody has ever been able to identify its source.

There's also "sausages are where the butcher hides his mistakes" to be considered. Assuming your statement is true, that would lead me to conclude that sausages are filled with alien bits that alien butchers see unfit...

...leading me to wonder why I am even discussing this...

Gelatino95 wrote:

Nobody knows what sausages are made of.

They're made by aliens.

It logically follows that the sausages are filled with alien meat, which is why nobody has ever been able to identify its source.

AAAAAACTUALLY, My Grandfather was a beef farmer, And I know for a fact that they're made out of ground up beef leftovers spiced with random herbs which are then squeezed into pig's intestine.

...Or at least the beef ones are, anyway.

You should try haggis, then. Tastes really good.

Kitty wrote:

AAAAAACTUALLY, My Grandfather was a beef farmer, And I know for a fact that they're made out of ground up beef leftovers spiced with random herbs which are then squeezed into pig's intestine.

...Or at least the beef ones are, anyway.

Well, you live in Australia which is pretty much a different planet anyway. My point still stands.

Forstie wrote:

..Math, it bothers me.

Elaborate

Math, Astronomy, Engineering, and Particle Physics are my favorite subjects. (If you count out music, I just love playing the piano)

So Frosty, How could you possibly be bothered by math!?

I'm making a new Pokemon fic

Make sure you read it when it comes out

Isn't this the talking With Frostiness thread, Gelo? I'm all for creativity and whatnot, but you can post stuff like that elsewhere.

I thought this was just like the general chat thread

Now this begs the question of whether I should make a separate general chat thread or if Frostie's thread would suffice. We could rename it "The thread of general chats - sponsored by Forstie"

Lazernugget wrote:

So Frosty, How could you possibly be bothered by math!?

Cause it's the one subject I struggle with getting A's.

FrostieBuniou wrote:

Lazernugget wrote:

So Frosty, How could you possibly be bothered by math!?

Cause it's the one subject I struggle with getting A's.

Don't worry, you'll learn to love it. Math is one of the very few subjects where there is always a definite answer to your problems. In other subjects, such as history, you have to make inferences and insights of your own in order to fully understand. In math, you learn the processes toward finding an answer and if you know what to do, you can always find the answer.

Anyway, just give us your math problems. Can't be that hard for us to figure out.

Does this thread function as a general chat thread? Or do all of our conversations have to be centered around Forstie?

Because honestly that would make all of our conversations unbearably boring

Gelatino95 wrote:

Does this thread function as a general chat thread? Or do all of our conversations have to be centered around Forstie?

Because honestly that would make all of our conversations unbearably boring

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FrostieBuniou wrote:

Lazernugget wrote:

So Frosty, How could you possibly be bothered by math!?

Cause it's the one subject I struggle with getting A's.

I have the exact same problem, only I cant compute a single semi advanced equation.

I've been reading through Homesuck lately and trying to follow the plot has reduced my brain to jelly. I basically depend on the recap sections.

try the plot of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! (the WHOLE series)

I tried that a while ago and it had a similar effect on my brain. I suppose I could try again using my sharper intellect, if I get the time.

Hay gais.

A Gelotologist is a person who studies the science of humor.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Anything with "Gelo" in its name is automatically funny and cool so that doesn't surprise me

I myself am an experienced paleo-gelotologist, braving ancient crypts and buried ruins for the lost remnants of obscure Incan knock-knock jokes, for Egyptian hieroglyphics depicting the earliest yo momma fights and Celtic stone tablets inscribed with the dirty limericks of our forefathers.

But one question yet burns at the heart of this illustrious field of study.

Why in God's name did the chicken cross the road?

Because it could.

Need to write a new crossover fan fic but can't think of an idea?

Here's your solution

Crossover between Samurai Jack and .

Missing string?

Crossover between Gordon Ramsay and Inception using someone misplacing their pants as a plot device.

Oh heck yes.

Wait, wait! Calvin and Hobbes crossed with Shaun of the Dead and time travel!

Crossover Generator wrote:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X-2 and Iron Chef. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

uh

no thanks