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I believe that is a giant sea slug.

It's some variety of marine gastropod. Marine gastropods are so diverse that they can look like pretty much anything.

Oh wow. That creature is truly bizarre. It kinda looked like a gelatinous blanket for a while, then morphed into something completely else...

Does anybody happen to remember the cheat in Spore that allows you to make objects as large as you want in the Adventure editor

Something like control+command+z or something. Try that one.

Also, I was on youtube when...

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The best thing is that if you refresh the page, the code changes. O:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Siegfried & Roy and Ghost Hunters. The story should use as a plot device!

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EDIT:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Zorro and Family Guy. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

hmh....

EDIT AGAIN:

Thx Dark

Good to see you back, Bence.

Can we stop playing that weird game already

It's not even that cool

The Squishy Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. James strode along the path, making for Beautiful Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Hideous Kalamari, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ear.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his inverted hat just in time to face the unusual woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The woman struck heavily, and James barely raised his hat to meet the attack. They fought long and skittishly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, James found himself forced to one knee, the woman's hat pressed to his tasty buttocks. "I am Nameless of Beautiful Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hideous Kalamari. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you under a tree."

But James had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his hat with a twist, overpowered Nameless and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" James said, looking down upon her.

Nameless's face shimmered like a ravenous squirrel that removed the nuts of civilization from all it touched. "I have underestimated you, James. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

James's desire was enflamed. His buttocks throbbed and all his thoughts were to eat Nameless like a ferret. James caressed Nameless's questionable face and she responded. They came together oddly, and their joining was as spacious as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet handcuffs!" James groaned and ate Nameless as quietly as he could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," James said. "That's where I put the Hideous Kalamari for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed amourously on the grass, forgetful of all but their blueish love. "We will stay together forever," Nameless said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Ear never got the Hideous Kalamari and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

You really nailed it with the buttocks there

Just a quick announcement that I didn't feel needed its own topic, but I'm going to be away at camp for the upcoming week (late Sunday to late Friday), and I won't have access to electronics of any type.
...not that I won't smuggle something away... ^_^

I might be able to check up on this place earlier tomorrow, but there are no guarantees. Anyways, cya in a week or so!

Have fun Drago!

And I hath returned with many a sunburn, bug bite, and welt (we played paintball ). Time to veg out until my skin is bleached white once again...

I'm also back from a fun vacation.

Coolio.

Welcome back to the both of you.

Shiny Basculin
Our encounter was sudden
Your colour the same

So I was browsing the escapist and I come across this

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/118500-Gearbox-CEO-Duke-Nukem-Forever-Is-Exactly-Like-Half-Life-2

holy crap the amount of things wrong with this is

this is just

how is it even

"Aliens are stealing Duke's women!"

I haven't played either game but I'm sure that plot summary is exclusive to only one of the games.

You haven't played Half-Life 2? It is fortunate you spoke up now: the Steam Summer Sale is still on.

Don't have steam. Trolling = maximum.

BTW it's winter down here.

Well then get Steam, duh. It's free after all, and there's an equally free demo for HL2.

Also, get LIMBO while you're at it. That deal's only got a day left in it.

Yeah, I'll get it. I hear you guize talking about it and I want in, even though you're all just going to own me at the games.