Choose your own story!

A) Go back to The Tardis that crushed the guard earlier

The doors are miraculously unlocked. After being amazed at how the TARDIS is bigger on the inside, they see a note that reads:

"Out on vacation.

-D"

Now that they have access to the TARDIS, Bob and Gadget can go anywhere in time and space. Where do they decide to go?

a) The future
b) England
c) Mars
d) Random location

A) The future

They go ten years into the future and find themselves on the planet they started out on (Earth?), which has since been conquered and colonized by the cupcake aliens (finally identified as the Yumi Empire).


(image from Star Trek: First Contact)

Bob and Gadget now have a decision to make!

A) Go back in time and try to change history
B) Blow up the TARDIS
C) Commit suicide
D) Scream, "You blew it up! D*** you! D*** you all to hell!" and sob helplessly

A) Go back in time and try to change history

However, the TARDIS is out of power. So, to power it back up they must...


A) recruit an Aardvark
B) valiantly fight the Cupcake Seeking Alien hordes in an attempt to steal their fuel, locked safely in a huge military base
C) make Fried Chicken
D) make Fried Chicken for an Aardvark
E) make Fried Chicken for an Aardvark while valiantly fighting the Cupcake Seeking Alien hordes in an attempt to steal their fuel, locked safely in a huge military base

A) Recruit an aardvark

After searching for about an hour, they finally find one hiding in a bush. Gadget holds out his hand and yells "Go Go Gadget-

A) Radar Gun
B) Applejack
C) Aardvark treat dispenser
D) Fried Chicken
E) Skates

C) Aardvark treat dispenser (lol?)

The Aardvark eats the treat dispenser and is tamed in a cloud of tiny red hearts. Bob and Gadget name it...


A) Hiram
B) Roxanne
C) Georgia/George
D) Bob Jr.
E) Rocky

E) Rocky

Rocky grabs a wrench from hammerspace and starts fixing the TARDIS. Once it's all done, they all get in and travel back to...

a) The time before the aliens took over the world
b) Before Lincolns assassination
c) Before JFK's assassination
d) Before the Face of Boe's death

B) Before Lincoln's assassination

They pop up right in the middle of the Ford's theater, unintentionally squashing John Wilkes Booth before he could kill Lincoln. Everyone else in the theater evacuates. Bob, Gadget and Rocky must now decide to:

A) Try to restore the timeline, regardless of the apparent good deed they've just done
B) Go back to the time period they just came from, to see if history's changed in their favor
C) Go back to their own time period and resume their search for the Cookie Dough planet.

A) SHOOT LINCOLN IN THE FACE!

Now that they've prevented a time paradox from occurring, the two start running from the angry mob they just stirred up.

Unfortunately, Bob trips along the way and is carried by the mob into the state jail. Rocky does the most heroic thing imaginable by:

A) Summoning Fried Chicken from the last CYOS
B) Breaking the bars of the jail, freeing Bob
C) Demanding Gadget to dispense him another treat

B) Breaking the bars of the jail, freeing Bob

In an incredible feat of strength (made somewhat less incredible by the fact that the bars were old and rusty), Rocky pulls apart the bars and Bob is able to escape. Now what does the group do?

a) Go find the TARDIS, at the risk of running into another angry mob
b) Leave town and go run away somewhere
c) Wait for something to happen

A) Go find the TARDIS, at the risk of running into another angry mob

They go back into the Ford's theater - now empty - where the TARDIS is still sitting on top of Booth's remains. They get inside and ponder their next move.

A) Go back to their own time
B) Go into the distant past
C) Go into the distant future
D) Blow up the theater with Gadget's missile launchers