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PostSubject: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptyTue Jan 18, 2011 9:35 pm

Notice: I did NOT write this article, I am just posting it here. Original text is from fanfiction.net.

EDIT: this is supposed to be funny, not a piece-of-art ppl -_- this was a famous meme back in the day...

READ THIS: This article is famous for its grammatical mistakes and poor writing so laugh at the funny parts and leave it the way it is :D
If you are still insistent on being a grammar nazi, then HERE is a flash animation dedicated to this story.

Written by: Peter Chimaera
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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptyWed Jan 19, 2011 4:16 pm

Doom 3 was a good game. I don't think I'm gonna read this though...

EDIT: Haha I first thought it was a book and that was just a part of it. :D Well yea it's cool... I'm joking it sucks. Anyway don't play DOOM 3 it's too scary for you.
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptyWed Jan 19, 2011 11:05 pm

AgentAG wrote:
Doom 3 was a good game. I don't think I'm gonna read this though...

EDIT: Haha I first thought it was a book and that was just a part of it. :D Well yea it's cool... I'm joking it sucks. Anyway don't play DOOM 3 it's too scary for you.

This is a short story written by some dude which was a VERY famous meme back in the day...

It was supposed to be funny, not a serious article (Son, I am disappoint)...
Also I finished all Doom games and only a kindergarten kid would get scared from Doom 3 lol :P
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptyThu Jan 20, 2011 5:06 pm

How do you know I'm not a kindergarten kid then?
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptyThu Jan 20, 2011 7:12 pm

AgentAG wrote:
How do you know I'm not a kindergarten kid then?

1. Common logic
2. You claim your 13 yo
3. Troll harder (aka cool Story Bro)
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptyFri Jan 21, 2011 3:49 pm

How do you know I wasn't a kindergarten kid when I played DOOM 3? :P
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptyFri Jan 21, 2011 9:41 pm

AgentAG wrote:
How do you know I wasn't a kindergarten kid when I played DOOM 3? :P

Sure, if you were in kindergarten at the age of 6, it's fine by me happy.

EDIT: We kinda got off-topic here.I just wanted to share this "awesome" short-story with everyone and get their opinions on that :D
Anyone here?
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptySat Jan 22, 2011 12:24 am

Sorry, but i found this hilarious and ironic. razz
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptySat Jan 22, 2011 1:32 am

RazorKnight wrote:
Sorry, but i found this hilarious and ironic. razz

It is supposed to be hilarious :D
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PostSubject: Re: DOOM: Repecussions of Evil   DOOM: Repecussions of Evil EmptySat Jan 22, 2011 1:33 am

They spelled Colonel wrong.
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