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+24DarkFish Naboo9 Shadow99 DRaGO infidel775 trembler95 PrincessNintendo Hutch Pukinglilcuttlefish Delta -NOX- Dory01 BurninatingFreez Kitty Mitchz95 ReFrostE Darkshadow AgentAG 3D Lazernugget Bence657 camelfox Terwynd Gelatino95 28 posters |
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Delta Admin
Posts : 2281 Upvotes: : 84 Join date : 2010-10-11
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:42 pm | |
| Granted, but you drown. I wish the current sale on Steam would continue for more than 18 minutes longer. | |
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Dory01 Pink Spice
Posts : 204 Upvotes: : 4 Join date : 2010-10-02 Age : 33 Location : Mesociam
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:43 pm | |
| Granted, but they raise the prices and make it available only in every country where YOU don't live. I wish mankind would be extinct. | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:49 pm | |
| Granted, but you are part of mankind so you go extinct.
Alternate ending: All of mankind goes extinct except for you, then the dinosaurs take over and you get eaten.
I wish I lived in a yellow submarine. | |
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-NOX- Green Spice
Posts : 340 Upvotes: : 4 Join date : 2010-10-06 Age : 25 Location : Wouldn't you like to know...
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:10 pm | |
| Granted, but you die of lead poisoning from the paint.
I wish I had a better computer. | |
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Dory01 Pink Spice
Posts : 204 Upvotes: : 4 Join date : 2010-10-02 Age : 33 Location : Mesociam
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:22 pm | |
| Granted, but the CD player doesn't work (like mine, in REAL LIFE)
I wish I had a shrimp cocktail. | |
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ReFrostE Silver Spice
Posts : 3831 Upvotes: : 14 Join date : 2010-08-27 Age : 1014 Location : Fuck if I know
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:59 pm | |
| Granted, but you died from shrimp poisoning.
I wish people would LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I'm not serious, lol. | |
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Dory01 Pink Spice
Posts : 204 Upvotes: : 4 Join date : 2010-10-02 Age : 33 Location : Mesociam
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:06 pm | |
| Granted, but now they wouldn't leave Chris Crocker alone.
I wish the chicken would cross the road already... | |
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-NOX- Green Spice
Posts : 340 Upvotes: : 4 Join date : 2010-10-06 Age : 25 Location : Wouldn't you like to know...
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:14 pm | |
| Granted, but he got hit by a drunk driver on the opposite curb.
I wish I had a dancing cactus. | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:32 pm | |
| Granted, but it pokes you as it violently dances all the time and you finally have to get rid of it because you can no longer pay for band-aids.
I wish I had a boat shaped like a duck. | |
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3D Admin
Posts : 879 Upvotes: : 8 Join date : 2010-07-01 Location : New Mexico, USA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:39 pm | |
| Granted, but your mum throws it out.
I wish Gelatino would come onto the Chatbox more often... | |
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Lazernugget Bronze Spice
Posts : 1969 Upvotes: : 6 Join date : 2010-09-18 Age : 23 Location : At the hadron colider poking antimatter with a rod.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:43 pm | |
| Granted, but your computer explodes and you never talk to him.
I wish The Lab was more active | |
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Dory01 Pink Spice
Posts : 204 Upvotes: : 4 Join date : 2010-10-02 Age : 33 Location : Mesociam
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:04 pm | |
| Granted, but you forget your password so you can't take part in all the activities.
Alternate: Granted, but all the activity causes the server to collapse, and thus the Lab is destroyed.
I wish the Grox were real. | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:18 pm | |
| Granted, but they enslave the entire human race, and make you change their chamber pots.
I wish the Grox were not real | |
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Terwynd Purple spice
Posts : 1096 Upvotes: : 18 Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 27 Location : In front of a computer desk somewhere.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:39 pm | |
| Granted, but the Borg still exist, and so they enslave the entire human race, and make you change their chamber pots.
I wish for the Starship Enterprize | |
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Lazernugget Bronze Spice
Posts : 1969 Upvotes: : 6 Join date : 2010-09-18 Age : 23 Location : At the hadron colider poking antimatter with a rod.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:45 pm | |
| Granted, but you crash and die.
I wish I made a safe warp speed space ship to meet friendly aliens | |
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Terwynd Purple spice
Posts : 1096 Upvotes: : 18 Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 27 Location : In front of a computer desk somewhere.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:47 pm | |
| They sacrifice you to their god because they are so friendly that they think that you will go to heaven.
I wish to go to heaven. | |
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-NOX- Green Spice
Posts : 340 Upvotes: : 4 Join date : 2010-10-06 Age : 25 Location : Wouldn't you like to know...
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:38 pm | |
| Granted, but you don't like it so you get sent back down to Earth and back into your violently disfigured body that had been run over by a truck and you get shot by the police multiple times in the head. (Anyone get the reference?)
I wish I were enslaved and had to change Grox chamber pots. | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:59 pm | |
| Granted, but they soon decide that your physical condition better suits you to food preparation.
I wish I had a bunny. | |
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Pukinglilcuttlefish Pink Spice
Posts : 231 Upvotes: : 2 Join date : 2011-06-11 Age : 28 Location : Yeeeeeeah.....AMERICA!!!
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:43 am | |
| Granted, but the bunny was devoured by a rabid puppy.
I wish I were in a bear suit. | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:46 am | |
| Granted, but the zipper gets stuck and you are put on exhibit at a zoo.
I wish I had a bowl of cereal. | |
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3D Admin
Posts : 879 Upvotes: : 8 Join date : 2010-07-01 Location : New Mexico, USA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:01 am | |
| Granted, but the cereal is infested with maggots...(Ugh, that happened to my dad several years back, when he was in college...)
I wish the power would never go out at the movie theater...
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Hutch Admin
Posts : 935 Upvotes: : 23 Join date : 2010-06-12 Age : 28 Location : USA. Stereotype me.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:45 am | |
| Granted, but now the movie the theaters play nothing but Justin Bieber's "never say never"
I wish I had a high powered laser. | |
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Mitchz95 Purple spice
Posts : 748 Upvotes: : 10 Join date : 2010-06-23 Age : 29 Location : Depends on where I am at the moment.
| Subject: Doomsday Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:12 am | |
| The laser is so powerful that it burns a hole through the Earth's crust all the way to the mantle and allows magma to pour through, which incinerates every living thing. (not scientifically possible, but whatever.)
I wish I had a bowl of peanuts. (I LOVE peanuts!!!) | |
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Lazernugget Bronze Spice
Posts : 1969 Upvotes: : 6 Join date : 2010-09-18 Age : 23 Location : At the hadron colider poking antimatter with a rod.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:13 am | |
| You choke.
IWI win my school's Pi competition next year. | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish (forum game) Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:03 am | |
| Granted, but they cancel the Pi competition and you have to make your own with a small group of preschoolers.
I wish I had a portal gun. | |
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