Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this)
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Gelatino95
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Subject: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:45 pm
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Yes, yes this game exists. There's so many things wrong with it and so little right. Not with the game play itself, but the story and the several implications.
Spoiler:
I hope there's no sequel where they take it to the next level...
Actually, yes, yes I do.
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Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:58 pm
Hilarious; reminds me of Hatoful Boyfriend, which I once saw an LP of.
...Pigeons.
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Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:24 pm
I can't see that pic for some reason.
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Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:29 pm
Clearly its sheer beauty is blinding — I completely understand, and have put it through beauty-filters in Photoshop and re-uploaded it:
Spoiler:
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Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:31 pm
... That's glorious. You need to get that put in museums.
Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:34 pm
Wow, that was actually a real game. For the first couple minutes I could have sworn it was just something that guy put together in Flash and pretended that it was a game.
Wait. That's actually not a bad idea. It would be like a parody of Let's Plays.
Ferrety Green Spice
Posts : 469 Upvotes: : 1 Join date : 2010-08-27
Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:19 am
Heck yes, I got the good ending!
Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:23 am
I got the "terrible ending" on my first try
I guess I'm just not cut out for the dinosaur dating scene
Kitty Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:26 am
Delta wrote:
Hilarious; reminds me of Hatoful Boyfriend
oh my god I've played that game
I don't know if you're aware of how disturbing that game can be in the most non-sexual of ways.
Ferrety Green Spice
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Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:34 am
Looking through the list of other entries, there are some heartwarming submissions.
E.g. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/149689777/Phoenix%20Wright%20-%20Ace%20Dating%20Sim%201.1.html
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Subject: Re: Jurassic Heart (A dinosaur dating sim, you all should play this) Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:45 am
Kitty wrote:
Delta wrote:
Hilarious; reminds me of Hatoful Boyfriend
oh my god I've played that game
I don't know if you're aware of how disturbing that game can be in the most non-sexual of ways.
I've read the TV Tropes article, so I have some idea. o_o